Sorry, yet another post but this cracks me up

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nelli

According to the dictionary above, my name is following:
Noun (eg. doing a nelli)
Verb (eg. to nelli, nelli-ing)

1. Smoking Marloboro reds insessantly either traditionally or with a hand pipe.
2. Being easily angered when something is not consistent, ie. OCD
3. A small mediteranean insect usually inhabiting undergrowth or shallow earth (bat caves) resembling a black (fat) fluffy worm. Most commonly found in Greece (ABH) but has been sighted in north east England (Stockholm) in Guisborough, Redcar, Midlesbrough and the like.

1. OMG as if you're doing a nelli! Put that fag out!
2. Oww! Don't nelli me, it's not my fault it's not perfectly symmetrical!
3. Woahhh look at that nelli! (I get that AAALLL the time)

I find this absolutely hilarious!!!
And here comes the second meaning of Nelli, who knew:

1980's slang term for methamphetamine. Derived from the name of race car driver Parnelli Jones.
"I just snorted some nelli."

Alexandra means:
1. One of the best friends you could ever meet. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She is always there to listen to you and give you a hug if you need one. She is willing to try anything and is very athletic. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is an overall great person to be around.


Megan-who's that girl over there?
Zach-I dont know but she's really hot!
Zach-I think her name is Alexandra.
Megan-Yeah she looks like an Alexandra

2. a girls name coming from the boy's name Alexander.
person 1: Do you think she will do something with you tonight?
person 2: yea, definitly shes such an alexandra.
A very strong girl in the heart. The best friend you will ever meet. Will do anything to make someone happy. A very pretty girl inside and out. Usually a girl who loves to turn people on and a lover of kissing. HORNYYYY WITH ANYONE

Lexy:
1. 99% of the time, a sexy girl, with an exotic look and an ass to die for. I have a lexy myself, and I encourage all other guys to get theirselves a lexy ;-)
Dude: Wanna come get drunk tonight?
Me: Naw man, Im gunna hang out with my lexy.
Dude: Youre so gunna get laid
Me: Totaly.

For some reason, all of this is sexual. I found this link on my friends blog and her name, Elizabeth, was sweet, caring and lovely and what not. All of the definitions about words you search for seem to be posted by people about their friends (when it comes to names) and different slang. Still, all of my names. Really?
Jade: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jade

ROZA, there is something in your face!!!

What? I have no clue, she says it is a surprise for tomorrow. She dropped the bomb a week ago. What can it be? I am very curious. My curiousity doesn't know an end. My head is exploding from guessing and not knowing.

During high school she always complained how big her nose is, I admit it is a bit big, but it gives her character and a little weight, so she always walks slightly tilted forward but with confidence. Therefore my first guess was a nose correction. Hmm, could it really be? She has always spoken about tattooes as well, but not facial ones? Piercing? Doubt it. Who knows.

I need to seek help on Google, what else can you have on your face? Faceplant? These are the results:

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=sv&source=hp&q=what+can+you+have+in+your+face&aq=f&oq=

They are all about babies and face exercises, wasn't too much help. What about google images?

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=sv&source=hp&q=what%20can%20you%20have%20in%20your%20face&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Hair cuts and creams...I am confused, even more than I was to begin with. Can't wait til tomorrow.

Here is a before pic: (After picture will be posted tomorrow afternoon)

She looks very sneaky.

Blogging diarrhea (did I get the spelling of this fab phenomenom right)

I tricked my self, Trixie Lexy. From today onwards I was going to be healthy and stop eating white bread. Breakfast below consists of two sandwiches, WHITE effing bread. I am going out on Saturday and was planning on losing that 1kg I gained since I got home. So 1kg in 3 days. Good luck, specially when the fridge is full of food constantly. No need to go hungry and no need eating little. I eat like a pig. Oink.

I also have a blogging diarrhea today for some reason, three posts in a row. Specially after barely blogging for months. I need to get my shit together, restrain myself from internet and TV and go and read a book. (aka take a nap, after my smoking break). I must say that an infinite supply of smokes is nothing special, but I will miss it dearly as soon as I am back to being a student far, far away from home.

Planning stage

These 6 months that I am home I am planning on some trips to places I haven't been to before and some that I have been to. Hopefully they all will work out. Specially two of them. Holding my fingers crossed.

                                                                 

First a little trip to my hometown Tallinn for a few days in a months time or so. Then a family getaway to Alicante in Spain for a few weeks. I have been in Spain before but not specifically in Alicante. Places I have visited are Barcelona, Zaragoza, Mallorca, Lleida, Barbastro, Altorricon, Sitges (one of the favorites) and many other cities around Barca.

I also want to make a little weekend trip to London, have been way too long since I saw my dear aussie Elle who is now trying to be Pommie. I think that becoming a Pommie would be a piece of cake for her. Considering all of the drama studies and working on shows. Her Spanish became pretty damn good after working on some Cuban show at the Casino. I have only seen Heathrow airport and London from the airplane window. The lights were bedazzling but the airport did not leave me with the best impression of Great Britain. They all are so effing rude and non-social. I think that Australia is the best Commonwealth country. Hopefully I will change my mind about England when I go there. I mean Abby has contributed to a more positive view in just a few days. She is a great Pommie. You all should be like her.

And finally to top of the end of 6 months in Sweden (or will the end come, am I lucky enough?! Not because I hate it here, I love being around my mom and brother, I finally have a family, which I lack and miss so much in Australia), this following one-way trip has to become a reality (for my degree and seeing some amazing faces): THE GOLD COAST

So yeh, Alicante with mom and brother and G.C they are the two most desired trips. Tallinn and London are business strictly, not really, Anja a friend since I was 10 and Elle my Aussie crazyiness. So the mini trips are important for me as well.

In a few days we are getting a visit from my mom's friend Lena and her son. Mom and her have been friends since I was a little shit, she lives in Tallinn and she did visit me in G.C. first semester year 2. It was both happy and sad. It was really nice having someone you have known for ages and haven't seen in ages in Australia but it did upset me because whenever I see her my mom is around. That was the first time she wasn't.

Anyhow, or nehow, I am off.

xxx

Shovel faces and fridges

My mornings usually consist of Facebook'ing, checking mails and talking to Jade. When there is no one to talk to I read blogs, Michaelas mostly. After that I read famous Swedish blogs, to catch up with the fashion and what is going on (do not read the fashion blogs though). Today I decided to check out two blogs that do not appeal me but there is alot of fuss about them atm. One of them is Kissie's blog and the other is Dessie's blog. The names are almost identical and if that wasn't confusing enough they kind of look the same. They are also the perfect examples of shovel faces, too blonde, too much make-up, fake boobs and 1.5 brain cells.

Dessie: http://desireenilsson.blogg.se/
Kissie: http://www.kissies.se/

While looking for shovel faces on google I found this following picture:

Rosé will result in; hair loss (I need the little I have left), wrinkles (I will get enough from tanning), obesity (fat enough), breast cancer, early menopause and memory loss! Damn. Will I stop drinking wine, nah.

Omar just called with shitty connection that he has but it was good to hear his voice again and have a little chat and discuss some serious issues. Can't wait to hear from him again. It is funny how quick my English changes, after 3 weeks of no spoken English whatsoever I sounded extremely weird, but it improves just as quick as it goes shitty. Took a minute for me to be back on track. I'm good. English speaking people keep on calling me.

Just need to find a pair of heels now.

The city was succesful, didn't get much, but love what I got. Def putting that green/blue eyeliner on, but haven't decided which of the nailpolishes. Maybe both of them in some weird arrangement. Hmm.

The night out is now definite for me, lets hope I don't jinx it and it gets cancelled because I am excited now. All I need to find is a pair of high heels for my new dress.

Now: rosé and cigarettes.
Later: Nip/Tuck.
Tomorrow: Have to do something about my fatass.

Puss, puss

I wanna go to Tallinn, see the town where I was made. Feel the roots! :) Catch up with my dear Anna (the one on the pic) and see some relatives.

On Thursday I am meeting up with my friends. Mandy and maybe Rozi. Has been such a long time since we saw each other last. This time we can be real friends and hang out more often. It is well needed.

A possible night out in the town on Saturday. Interested in what Stockholm nightlife has to offer.

Going to town now, to shop at Åhlens. Perfume? Shoes? Hmmm...I need all. Sugardaddy? Anyone?!

Peace out.

x