Missing 21 Cook Cl missions

All the crazy shit I did tonight,

Those will be the best memories!

I just wanna let it go for tonight,

That will be the best therapy for me!

Now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger

Morning Mofos!

I am sitting here listening to Tik Tok, my fav of all times that so many of my friends are sick of. I thought my lil brother would hate it, but he actually liked it when I played them damn song.

I am safe and sound, back home in Sweden with my family. It feels incredibly well, I am now calm, not stressing out, have someone really wise to talk with and also have more time for myself.

Ofcourse I miss Aussie a tad it's unavoidable but I am very pleased with the winter here in Sweden, so much snow this year and I love it. Usually I hate winter, snow, Christmas and evrything that comes along with it, but I guess having three summers a year makes you miss the cold.

"But the party don't start til I walk in" - to Jade and Abby. haha

When the roof caved in and the truth came out, I just didn't know what to do

Day 1: Has only been a few hours since we dropped Jade at the airport, still haven't slept. Boys are passed out. Cleaned the house. Been to the pool. Need to do my assignment now. Jase has already asked me how I was going. His question was a little weird but then he said: "She is gone, isn't she." Trixie Jase. Had to remind me, didn't have time to sink in yet. DAAAMN! haha...From now on it is "The Adventures of Lexy", doesn't seem fun at all.

Allright enough of wining. Tan and org. psych. Happy fun times. Boo-ya for Lexy. (making that thing with my arms, Jade knooows.)

x

A bit too clucky in Leeton

Day 3 in Barellan, NSW. We are going home tomorrow, decided to make our trip shorter.

On our first night, we pulsed it up a little and hit the down town. We visited Jades grandma during the day, met the evil brothers. Shannon had some fun with the horses and then got attacked by the dogs. Next time she will have a shower. That will learn her!!!

At the pre-drinks we were at Jades aunties. While girls were drinking I was playing with the kids and the puppy. Not going to lie, I really wanted to have my own kids that night or at least work in a day care.

Then, Brenton, and us girils made a treck down to the club. Jade and I wore Cory's jumpers. So cold. All the way there the only thing we could think of were the toilets. Peeing has never felt this good before, than that night.

Our entrance was a little grand as well. Im not gonna lie. The public was mostly over 40. We went to those two old guys first, I made them scul their drinks and then challenged them to do Tequila shots with us. To my surprise, what we all normal people call Tequila shots, is half a glass of Tequila down here. It went down just perfect. Then the dancing with all old people in the world started.

I encouraged a few to dance and enjoy themselves. Forgot about Jade and Shannon, found them later on. We tried to request Sexy bitch and Smallville song (picture above). Did not work out.

All in all, it was a great night.

Jade and I became backpackers with a host family in Barellan at the end of it and Shannon got confused. Sometimes you just dont know where home is.

xxx

Quick, hurry!

"3x8=24, we are almost there!!! Booyaaa!!!". "Drop it like its hot", blazing through our high tech speakers, we have been driving since 3pm on Friday, it is now 6am on Saturday. Thrills!!! Jade drove most of the way, Shannon for four hours! Do I even need to mention my contribution?

Both Jade and I are getting too excited for our own best, Shannon is still passed out on the backseat of the car along with the Maccas wrappers and Bundy rum. So classy that girl!

"Fuck the astmathic. She has a puffer. Turn up the heat, roll down the window and cigarette me bro!" Two each later, and we are pleased. Time to yell out to Shannon that we are in Barellan.

Trip down went really well, we had fun times. Our first stop was Warwick, and must have been one of the few. Everytime we stopped at a gas station, Jade and I got ourselves in creepy situations. In the middle of no where, 12 year old homies flirting with us, BAIL! Next stop and old creeper, BAIL!

Also we drove mostly in the dark, therefore we had to watch out for the damn roos! Plenty dead along the side of the road and one very alive, fat and raging really close to Jades window. We figured out (while Shannon still sleaping, because she has seen a kangaroo before!) that if it would have crashed the crotch part would have gone straight to the backseat where Shannons face was located!!!

The drive down, scenery, was amazing, first off the mountains, so majestic that they looked a little intimidating. After a breakthrough and no more mountains. Just fields of different crops, the rich green faded into different spectrums of brown and yellow. Landscape, flat!

I better go and have a shower, I am the only one who hasn't. I stink!

Going out in Leeton tonight! Should be interesting!

xxx


PS I think we killed a cat! Sorry!

Such a big ego...

Once again I am at the library, attempting to finish my assignment in stats and once again there are way too many distractions.

First of all I want to congratulate my dear Michaela, who became a mother the other day! poppy is really gorgeous and I can't wait to meet her in November.

Going to Barellan on Friday, home to Jade's unless our plans change before Friday. Should be a nice week away, just to relax.

I better get back to my assignment now.

x

Doctor, doctor, can't you see?

About time I posted something here. My life has been in turmoil for the past few months. Going home and then going to Spain-home, then returning to Aussie-home.

The best part about my summer (read winter) was probably the four weeks I spent in Europe. Phil got along with m family, mutual love arouse, which I am very glad for. Then the three weeks in Spain, very pretty damn amazing. Love the country even though it is underdeveloped in many ways, not a single person speaks English and they have those damn bullfights.

What I hated while in Spain is kissing everyone on both cheeks when greeting, now I miss it a little. Because of this warm feeling, someone desires to say hello to you and really cares for you. Def miss just tanning with my mom, doing nothing or being home alone with my little (not so little, he is soon to be 14 and is taller than I am) brother, watching “30 days of night” and getting scared as hell.

My brother believes that there might be zombies and vampires. He also believes that if zombies attacked him he would kill them in a second. I am not quite sure about that…THERE ARE NO vamps or zombies.

I also have decided something and I am pretty sure that it won’t change. I want to become a sexual therapist/relationship therapist. Jase was making fun of it, saying that I will have to deal with young women who got assaulted by their dads and can’t orgasm. By all means Jase, even though I don’t think that that is all that there is to it, but if I can help someone to orgasm and get that kind of pleasure I will be happy to help.

Jade has a class at 9am, it is now 8.43, and something is telling me that she is not going to attend, that little bugger. I need to go back to my assignment now, which I have started 3 weeks prior. WEIRD!

Besos! Mwah

Thats from yesterday

Went to Robina Town Centre with Shanban today. It is pretty big for G.C and compared to Pac Fair and other shopping centers around here. Reminded me of Stockholm and shops there. I was just looking around, browsing, but on Monday its defo a shopping day. I found the hottest shoes in the history of shoes! CRAVINGS!!! Hopefully they still have my size on Monday. Saw a few dresses/shirts and other pieces of clothing that I liked. Winter clothes, (that would be equivalent of Swedish autumn clothes) are dominating the stores atm and I loved so many of them but would be hopeless buying any winter clothes, I am going home to summer and when I am back in Oz it is going to be hot again. So dresses, leggings, shoes, tops oh and I need some new perfume and fix my old shoes.
Phil got to Sweden the other day, so jealous. Him and Linda are chilling.
I miss home a lot, and I can see myself as very anti social as soon as I am back home, I only have one month so I’d love to spend as much time as possible with mom and brother.
Oh, all I can think of are those sweet shoes and how I put them on, get a freaky dress on, get the goon on, and hit the clubs. Surfers/Broadbeach or maybe even Cas…Oh shoes, oh shoes. How hot were they!???!!! Mmm
What else has been happening? I haven’t been writing a lot lately, so a little update for everyone who reads and everyone that I haven’t spoken to for a while.
We get to extend our house lease, which is sweet as. The 21 cook close bros are very excited. The gang is going to change a lil, Kristian is moving out in the middle of July, and miss Davie might move out as well. Shannon and I are roomie shopping atm. I say we should get 2 new guys, Shannon and rest of the house want a girl and a guy. We will have to see what happens.
Jase is back home in Victoria, coming back on the 7th. Ross is in his room, Allana with Matt most of the time. Kristians friends from Norway are here so the house is very full. It is nice having people around but not 8 am when you are trying to sleep.
Uhm, what else, the semester is over, exams are over, I have completed one and a half year of uni so far, time is flying by really quickly.
I have been really bored lately, I miss uni, but not really.
I have been thinking of doing my third year of uni in Spain, as an exchange student. Would def be so cool, but I am not sure about it yet. But once I have decided I will let you know.
On the love front, yeh, still single and crazy. The whole mister doctor thing didn’t really work out, we want dif things. There is a guy I like, but we all know how easy it is for me to start liking someone, just like with hating someone.

Today is a big day for two of my closest friends! It is my dearest Phil’s bday, so sad that I miss it again, but hey, it’ s not about the bdays anyways. Happy Birthday buddy! Hope you will have a wicked day, I am pretty sure you will, now that you are in miss Wilhede’s hands.

Also, Elle, is moving to London today and it is HUGE! I don’t think that I have realized it yet, specially with our coming up meeting in Stockholm, but I will then. We are going to be so far away from each other. I wish you all the best of luck honey!!!

Xxx
BonBons

Hey pretty face

My blog is back to being your default page!
See you after you had your beloved shower. Im off to my room to get some serious stats studying done.

Love you honey!!!

Go study Allana

Haven't been writing in the blog for a while, just because I've got no internet at home, which sucks. Except that I study more this way, since I have to go to uni to do my assignments and stuff. I guess its for the greater benefit.

The weather has been lovely lately, it rains like no tomorrow. We are about to get a pool in our backyard, a natural one, didn't even have to dig a whole.

Following is mainly for Linda, I live with Shannon, Allana and Kristian. The other two guys are Ross and Jason, everyone gets along, and both of the guys are nice. It is easier to share a house with 5 other people than I thought. Well at least when they clean their mess, which they occasionally do. Sometimes they forget that they aren't living with their parents anymore, just sometimes. :)

Haven't been going out as much as last semester or the one before. Go to pretty much all of my classes and do homework (readings etc). Have also started on my assignment which is due May and should be 3000 words, so far I have 1500. Compared to last year I am doing well, specially because I would start doing my assignments the day before last year and if I was really well behaved then a couple of days before it was due.

Allana is the least social person in the house, she spends most parts of the day in her room, locked, with her headphones in. Sometimes by mistake she lets me in and I annoy the hell out of her. Oh well, too bad.

Shannon and I are watching incredible amounts of Buffy, I know that is pretty geeky. That is our definition of procrasinating.

A person that I really like is Julie, got to know her through Kristian. Such a bubbly and sweet person, very easy to talk to.

Next Monday is a big day, Dani comes to Australia from States. Haven't seen my baby since she left last winter (European and the rest of the normal world's summer). Even though Darcy keeps on telling me that I'm not aloud to see her, I'm very excited. Missed her so much. Darcy and I had a debate a few days ago about which one of us is more excited. ME ofcourse. Darcy doesn't agree. He's just a little monkey-weasil. That's it.

Have been seeing Michaela alot as well, love to hang out with her and listen to her daily dilemmas. She has at least one every day. She talks sooo fast, sometimes I wonder how often she breaths? The bump is starting to show and the other day baby kicked. We pee about as often (i'm not pregnant though?!!!). Today she bought lasagna for lunch at the uni bar and ten seconds after she paid she was wondering why she bought it. She thinks that uni bar lasagna is gross. The woman was hungry and couldn't be bothered to look for other food. Then we spent an hour on looking for glasses for her online, you could uppload your pic and try all of the frames on, when we picked a pair, we realised that you couldn't buy them online. The ones we picked are called Gretchen. Here is the result:

She looks good in them I reckon.

Just got out of my tute for personality and it was useless. We had to form groups of three and write on a big posts different activities from today. (brushing teeth, going to uni etc) and then give them a percentile mark on how much those were dependant on our personality. BORING, could have done that myself. On top of that we had to present them for all. I hate speeches. Specially unprepared ones. My English botheres me I feel so insecure talking haha, even though that I think that my english is pretty damn good.

Oh well gotta go home, drink coffee and eat something. Haven't eaten today, I've been at uni all day. Retard.

Miss mommy, Daniil and Linda most of everyone at the moment.

See you all very soon, it's like 2 months left, time flies by fairly quickly, at least for me.

xxxxxx

Haha, haha, haha suckers

It is snowing today, everything is covered in white snow, it's almost storming outside. I like this kind of weather, it is very pretty!

Kristian just called me, was so nice actually talking to him and hearing his voice. I am excited to have him as a roommate. From what I hear he is tidy. Perfect, 3 out of 4, the odds are on my side this year. Gotta make a cleaning schedule so that everyone cleans up after themselves, I am not a housemade, no more.

When I mention Arlanda or 10th of March I get stiff, it starts to worry me how hard it is going to be to leave my mom and brother for a second time. I'll get over it and this time I'll be home so much sooner.

This weekend I probably am going to Västerås to spend some time with my precious Linda. Have had her so close but yet so far away. Miss talking to her, sharing, discussing. Sleeping team work forever. Best person to share my bed with in Oz.

Oh well,

Toodles.

There is nothing wrong with my understanding of Norwegian

A conversation between me and Kristian:

Kristian: Im going crazy.
Me: Why?
Kristian: Norway.
Me: I agree, no way I am going to live in Scandinavia. As a matter of fact Scandinavia can stick Scandinavia up it's Nordic ass.
Kristian: Just så är jag med dig:P (he speaks in Swedish with me) meaning: I agree with you.
Me: HA HA HAA, NOT FUNNY. From now on you are not sleeping safe anymore, watch out, I will stick something up your ass!!!! (I am angry here)
Kristian: lol, WTF?
Me: Maybe I misunderstood what you meant? Did you mean that you agree with me?
Kristian: Yes.
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

To my defense, even though Kristian speaks Swedish to me, sometimes he says it with Norwegian grammar and it makes it to sound really wrong, like when he said that he agrees with me, I understood it as he thought the same way about me like I did about Scandinavia. So yeh, oops. Imagine what happens when I talk to May Linn, Linda and Barbro...well it's more of a monologue, I just nod. (regarldessly if I understand them or not) Some way they all know that if I nod then I didn't have a clue what they are talking about.

LEARN SWEDISH PEOPLE!!! ( I can hear Wilhede in my head laughing and saying "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SWEDISH YOU FOOL") OOOOOh I do and nooot cool Linda, not cool!

You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down down

Sooo, my new hair...I like it.
You know how people say that you should talk to your plants? They grow better that way, it is said that they get oxygen that way, I mean the other one, we inhale oxygen in and exhale (koldioxid) my bad...lol So I try this with my hair, whenever I am infront of the mirror I touch it and say: Pleeaase, pretty please can you grow...just a liiiitttle bit...pretty please.

I am not too sure if it's working...oh well I said I like it...it's just that sometimes I feel like a boy or an old lady...but that happens rarely...

Impulsive decisions - I'll let the picture to talk for itself

I've got a man with two left feet...a note to myself.

songs to download:

-The boy does nothing
-Human
- (Lazees song's)
-(some of Cassidy's songs)
-Feeling you (T.I.)
-Magic
-Time to love (Breezy)
-Right round (Flo)
-Troublemaker (I am not trouble)

oh well now I wont forget
mwah


you spin my heaaad right round, right round...when you...go down, down down.

A new smoking regulation

I couldn't sleep all night because I was coughing my guts out so it was pretty much impossible to fall asleep. I gave up after 2 hours of tossing and turning and coughing. In early hours I went to sit on the couch, I guess I thought it would make me feel better. It did I fell asleep for a few hours. At around 6am I heard my mom when she woke up, so I had to get up and move my ass back to the bed. Ofcourse I scared the shit out of mom. Then I heard her getting ready and almost leaving. She was saying goodbye to my brother and some other stuff. (Which I heard because I wasn't sleeping)

Mom: Tell Nelli that she has to smoke on the balcony and not in the kitchen.

Daniil: Allright, balcony, not kitchen.

Mom: Yes, yes, tell her to get dressed and smoke on the balcony.

Daniil: Okay, sure. Oh but wait I wont be able to?! (I assume because he would leave before I woke up, I wasn't even asleep)

Mom: Well you can leave her a note in the kitchen, she'll read it.

I couldn't be bothered to yell out that I heard, I was considering to yell "Goodbye mom, have a great day!" but I just didn't have enough strength and I also was curious about what my brother could possibly come up with to write on that note.

After smoking (on the balcony) I remembered that there should be a note for me. Found it on the kitchen door, seems like a good place (but I didn't see it when I walked in to the kitchen so good thing that I heard the convo). Here is the note:

Translation in the exact same order as written:

SMOKING RULE

• put some clothes on


• SMOKE ONLY ON THE BALCONY
  
  
  Daniil

READ

I guess that the most important part for me to get was that I shouldn't smoke inside, and read the note. Clothes not so important. So I got dressed:

Rocking my hot glasses ( I am sick so contact lenses is not an option, those sexy things ((glasses)) get all steamy after being in cold). Moms old fur to keep me warm, my ultra bright short pants bought in Ballina and boots. Oh so much effort for a ciggie.

I made myself a cup of tea in a small cup that we never drink tea from simply because all others were dirty. The minute I started drinking my tea it was cold, that was btw just a minute after I boiled it, so its either extremely cold or I am just stupid and didn't let the water to boil long time enough. So I had to make myself a second cup of tea.

And this was my beautiful view, and just when I thought that things wouldn't get more excited I spotted a:

post truck, SMILE MR. TRUCK DRIVER, you just made my day!

This is a "fart control/kontroll"...

...and Linda would endlessly get caught and have a HUGE pile of tickets. I am really funny, really really funny. (give me a break it is late). That heading would also ONLY be funny if said by a Swedish person to someone whos mother tongue is English.

I was sitting and inspecting my legs, browsing my mind for topics to write about in this post. I must warn sensitive readers to stop reading RRRRiiiiiight here and RIIIIGHT NOoow (as Shannon would say it). Todays topic is hair in-grow. Partially because Jessica always asked me what exactly it is and partially because I am brain damaged. So here we go.

Basically hair in-grow is when after shaving/waxing/epilating or whatever you do to get those silky-smooth walking fists hair decides to grow inwards instead of outwards. The hair sack? (is that the name?) gets inflamed and swollen, a yellow fatty thick liquid gatheres and the hair keeps on growing but never really reaches the day light. Most of us, little bit more stable people than me remain unaware of it and take no action. Me on the other hand start an exciting procedure. It all started when I discovered them the first time. I squeezed the area around the inflammation and voilá a hair (unrealistically long hair came out). That ofcourse became an addiction, that is just my nature very addictive to things. (that is why I can overanalyze for weeks when a hot guy says hello to me, was it in a flirtatious nice kind of hello or just friendly one, but if friendly one why did he wink? Because he did wink didn't he Allana? you get the picture) So I have taken this procedure to the extreme levels. I take a table lamp (lampa på svenksa, heter det lamp?) so that I can see better and sit there for ages and search my legs for hair in-grow. If I find them I am happy but just want more and more. What happens if I don't? I am ofcourse very unhappy and I fantisize about squeezing and getting out looooong hairs. The result? Well sometimes I squeeze and it is a false alarm, no hair, so I am left with a scar and no satisfaction. I have absurdly many scars on my legs, people either say WHOAAAAAA what the hell is that ???!!! or Giiirl thats a whole load of mosquito bites. I usually go along with the bites, would be gross explaining what it really is. But now you have it, now you all know.

I might loose a friend or two after this post, mabe all of them, I will be walking around and people will keep a distance, point at me and scream freeeak. We don't have lockers like in high schools at uni so at least there I am safe. I also think that I do know who will be most gorssed out. DAVIE, she is a pussy, she is easily grossed out and says ewwwwww or maybe I just choose to share waaay too many details with her. I also do know that I am going to have 1 friend left for sure. That is miss Wilhede. She will get called freak with me because that lady can def not abandon me the way she farts. Everywhere, louder than everyone. Sometimes people don't even realise it was her, because it sounds as if a guy farted not a sweet little innocent Linda. Hence the heading of this post.

When it comes to farts, burps and stuff like that the louder the better. Phil sure knows. Don't you? Allana too missy got up to mine and Linda's levels after a year. Good on ya!

Another reason why Linda can't abandon me is because I used to remain in the same bathroom where she needed to go for a number 2, a smelly one. I needed to fix my hair, she needed to go and we couldn't compromise. No biggie. Brought us so much closer.

I do realise that I really should delete this whole entry, but what the hell this one is on me.

In other news, Shannon and Allana step up your game, I am getting more and more tanned, not even joking, for real.

Over and out.

xoxo

Allana

Miss my baby alot. Weird being without the most annoying and least listening roomie in the world. So unfair to have family and friends spread all over the world but also amazing. I get to miss people, and when you miss somebody it makes you to appreciate what you have so much more. There are many things we take for granted in our lives.

Miss you Allana!

Head over heels

Renting a house is a pane in the arse and I am not even the one looking for it. So grateful to Shannon. I was being very naiv, didn't even think about the requirements, well we need (individually): 3 referees (does my mother count? random Swedish names and numbers? I can just close my eyes and randomly choose people from the phonebook? Would that work?), last pay checks (I threw them out), rent in cash for first few weeks, probably furniture (IKEA here I come and oh I hate it), huge bond. Oh well, we will sort it out.
I miss speaking English and I actually miss writing reports for uni. Just taking psych classes this semester, even one as an elective. DO NOT miss stats. Will aim for higher grades, try to do everything in time.
Loosing weight is a pain in the ass as well, apparantely salt is just as bad as sugar so neither for me, living without sugar is so much easier than skipping salt. My fat ass is still fat but I start seing results. Mini results. My tan is fading away and I miss sun. Freezing constantly, tips of my ears ache when I am out, thats how cold it is. Apart from that life is good. Miss my "homies" (lol psycho) in GC.
xxx

Lovely beginning of the year and a great goodbye!

At the moment I have soo much on my mind. It is all positive but my head is on its way to explode. I am so happy and excited that I don't know what to do with myself.

New Years eve was a success, great food (lamb, patés, sallads etc), bubbly, wine, (I just had a couple of glasses for once). Mom and I prepared everything in time (first New Years eve in ages, usually we have guests starting to pop in and we aren't even ready). We hade the dinner early and then just drank and hung out. The food was lovely. A bit later it was time for presents. I got clothes, shoes and a facial treatment. Can't wait til I can wear all of the clothes. After 12am we went out to fire off some fireworks. Mom and Daniil scared the shit out of me because they were very cheeky and I am a bit too worried when it comes to stuff like fireworks.

In the morning, this year, I woke up really early, did the dishes, cleaned, smoked, prepared brekkie for my bro. When mom woke up we had a champagne before breakfast.

After the breakfast Shannon skyped me, haven't talked to her for ages, so that was lovely. We still are vagabonds, no house, so I will help Shannon looking, poor thing is working too much.

Then in the afternoon Philip went online so we had a Skype session with him as well, he spoke to my brother and mom, haha and I am apparentaly a shit stirrer. His tip for Daniil was to ignore me, because according to my sweet little brother I tease him ALOT and I am MEAN. WHATEVER both of you!!! (bitterfittor) Have missed Phil awfully much, haven't spoken to him since Australia and last time I spoke to him sober was MONTHS ago. Made me miss Grandpa even more. Also thanks to my mom I got to know that Philip is planning on having SIX kids. Poor creatures, that shouldn't be legal.

To top the day off, miss Jessica "my bf's name is Kelly" Lillie logged on so we skyped too!!! How freaking cool is that? Two Canadians and an Aussie all in one day. Buy 3 pay for 1. I like deals like that. Jess and I have been good at keeping in touch. Real good. So have Shannon and I as well. Poor thing works, parties and has time to talk. Keep up the good work, honestly I am a bit surprised. Oh and yeh, Shanban is now transforming into a Chaaaarlie, she doesn't sound very Aussie, that all is caused by a guy, (what a surprise?). New BRITISH, HOT, guy at Shannons work. eh eh eh eh heee.

Then we have Tits McGee Davie, that girlie needs to shape up, haven't heard from her for AGES, which is really dissapointing.

Also about 2009, there are 2 events that I wish will happen, one very soon and the other in July. July one is more realistic. Both involve 2 people that mean the world to me. If July one will happen I will get to "share"/introduce someone to my family which would be awesome. I will also have an opportunity to show where I come from etc.

So please Santa, work hard on those two.

I also am looking forward my second year as a university student and the Swedish summer, spending it with my family.


That's all for today,
Love Lexy