No stress

Morning! It is 1.48pm and I just woke up. Oops! Going to them gym now. Thought that I will try different machines than a treadmill.

Baby in the house

Few moments after that Ross's shadiest friend came around with his baby boy. (I am sure that it was not the first time this child saw a girl tanning in her bra Jade.)

This rare frog can only be found in Barellan

I've decided to write this post in green, the same green that the green tree frog was. The Barellan frog (can be seen in the top left hand corner) is not green. The shades of that frog are pale (read white, could be tanned/brown by now) and dark brown. Both are very lovely and I can not decide which one of them is the prettier one. I can def say that I have kissed a few frogs. Haha

I was reading through my blog, the old blog entries since I started writing. I can def say that it does reflect my mood and the states I am in. You can clearly see what I have been up to. There is a massive gap from last semester, people who know me and been with me will understand why. Therefore I have decided to try and make my blog to a happier and funnier place. Simply because I am happy right now.

Since I sometimes lack the fantasy to come up with something to write for my 2 readers, (do I even have 2 readers? I say everyone who reads and cares about me should comment so I know) I will from now on try and fill the gap between August-December 2009. I will share some of my memories at ABH (an explanation will come later as soon as I get something from mister Geary) and from Australia.

This is the first memorie entry, the memorie is very recent. Pictures are from our backyard, where we (actually just two Americans (Matt and Joe) and a bogan (Jade) were making a fire. We have neighbours right next to that gate. This was during the time when making a fire was forbidden, because of the dry weather. Does a bogan care? No. The smell spread all the way to the village and that is a far distance (specially when the gate is locked and you have to walk all the way around). The neighbours who hated us enough to call the authorities and tell on us could smell the fire as well, I am sure of it. We didn't get in trouble. It was a fun night. Jade and I (actually Matt) found a green tree frog. That her and I played with and took pictures of. It was the prettiest and cutest frog I have ever seen in my life. I wanted to keep it in my fish tank (without water). Jade did not allow me, I already killed her fishes by putting stuff from salt water in sweet water. Or what it was, they ended up floating weirdly and not reacting when I threw in random pieces of bread or on my tapping.

Anyhow, Dawn, (the black girl) was terrified of the little creature (froggy) and screamed. Finally we got her to hold it (which lasted for a few seconds before she got a fit, we are happy she didn't get a stroke) and the results are in the pictures above.

I need to work on my memorie telling because this will get a tad too long.

xxx

RIBBERT WHAAAAAT???

Sorry, yet another post but this cracks me up

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nelli

According to the dictionary above, my name is following:
Noun (eg. doing a nelli)
Verb (eg. to nelli, nelli-ing)

1. Smoking Marloboro reds insessantly either traditionally or with a hand pipe.
2. Being easily angered when something is not consistent, ie. OCD
3. A small mediteranean insect usually inhabiting undergrowth or shallow earth (bat caves) resembling a black (fat) fluffy worm. Most commonly found in Greece (ABH) but has been sighted in north east England (Stockholm) in Guisborough, Redcar, Midlesbrough and the like.

1. OMG as if you're doing a nelli! Put that fag out!
2. Oww! Don't nelli me, it's not my fault it's not perfectly symmetrical!
3. Woahhh look at that nelli! (I get that AAALLL the time)

I find this absolutely hilarious!!!
And here comes the second meaning of Nelli, who knew:

1980's slang term for methamphetamine. Derived from the name of race car driver Parnelli Jones.
"I just snorted some nelli."

Alexandra means:
1. One of the best friends you could ever meet. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She is always there to listen to you and give you a hug if you need one. She is willing to try anything and is very athletic. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is an overall great person to be around.


Megan-who's that girl over there?
Zach-I dont know but she's really hot!
Zach-I think her name is Alexandra.
Megan-Yeah she looks like an Alexandra

2. a girls name coming from the boy's name Alexander.
person 1: Do you think she will do something with you tonight?
person 2: yea, definitly shes such an alexandra.
A very strong girl in the heart. The best friend you will ever meet. Will do anything to make someone happy. A very pretty girl inside and out. Usually a girl who loves to turn people on and a lover of kissing. HORNYYYY WITH ANYONE

Lexy:
1. 99% of the time, a sexy girl, with an exotic look and an ass to die for. I have a lexy myself, and I encourage all other guys to get theirselves a lexy ;-)
Dude: Wanna come get drunk tonight?
Me: Naw man, Im gunna hang out with my lexy.
Dude: Youre so gunna get laid
Me: Totaly.

For some reason, all of this is sexual. I found this link on my friends blog and her name, Elizabeth, was sweet, caring and lovely and what not. All of the definitions about words you search for seem to be posted by people about their friends (when it comes to names) and different slang. Still, all of my names. Really?
Jade: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jade

ROZA, there is something in your face!!!

What? I have no clue, she says it is a surprise for tomorrow. She dropped the bomb a week ago. What can it be? I am very curious. My curiousity doesn't know an end. My head is exploding from guessing and not knowing.

During high school she always complained how big her nose is, I admit it is a bit big, but it gives her character and a little weight, so she always walks slightly tilted forward but with confidence. Therefore my first guess was a nose correction. Hmm, could it really be? She has always spoken about tattooes as well, but not facial ones? Piercing? Doubt it. Who knows.

I need to seek help on Google, what else can you have on your face? Faceplant? These are the results:

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=sv&source=hp&q=what+can+you+have+in+your+face&aq=f&oq=

They are all about babies and face exercises, wasn't too much help. What about google images?

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=sv&source=hp&q=what%20can%20you%20have%20in%20your%20face&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Hair cuts and creams...I am confused, even more than I was to begin with. Can't wait til tomorrow.

Here is a before pic: (After picture will be posted tomorrow afternoon)

She looks very sneaky.

Blogging diarrhea (did I get the spelling of this fab phenomenom right)

I tricked my self, Trixie Lexy. From today onwards I was going to be healthy and stop eating white bread. Breakfast below consists of two sandwiches, WHITE effing bread. I am going out on Saturday and was planning on losing that 1kg I gained since I got home. So 1kg in 3 days. Good luck, specially when the fridge is full of food constantly. No need to go hungry and no need eating little. I eat like a pig. Oink.

I also have a blogging diarrhea today for some reason, three posts in a row. Specially after barely blogging for months. I need to get my shit together, restrain myself from internet and TV and go and read a book. (aka take a nap, after my smoking break). I must say that an infinite supply of smokes is nothing special, but I will miss it dearly as soon as I am back to being a student far, far away from home.

Planning stage

These 6 months that I am home I am planning on some trips to places I haven't been to before and some that I have been to. Hopefully they all will work out. Specially two of them. Holding my fingers crossed.

                                                                 

First a little trip to my hometown Tallinn for a few days in a months time or so. Then a family getaway to Alicante in Spain for a few weeks. I have been in Spain before but not specifically in Alicante. Places I have visited are Barcelona, Zaragoza, Mallorca, Lleida, Barbastro, Altorricon, Sitges (one of the favorites) and many other cities around Barca.

I also want to make a little weekend trip to London, have been way too long since I saw my dear aussie Elle who is now trying to be Pommie. I think that becoming a Pommie would be a piece of cake for her. Considering all of the drama studies and working on shows. Her Spanish became pretty damn good after working on some Cuban show at the Casino. I have only seen Heathrow airport and London from the airplane window. The lights were bedazzling but the airport did not leave me with the best impression of Great Britain. They all are so effing rude and non-social. I think that Australia is the best Commonwealth country. Hopefully I will change my mind about England when I go there. I mean Abby has contributed to a more positive view in just a few days. She is a great Pommie. You all should be like her.

And finally to top of the end of 6 months in Sweden (or will the end come, am I lucky enough?! Not because I hate it here, I love being around my mom and brother, I finally have a family, which I lack and miss so much in Australia), this following one-way trip has to become a reality (for my degree and seeing some amazing faces): THE GOLD COAST

So yeh, Alicante with mom and brother and G.C they are the two most desired trips. Tallinn and London are business strictly, not really, Anja a friend since I was 10 and Elle my Aussie crazyiness. So the mini trips are important for me as well.

In a few days we are getting a visit from my mom's friend Lena and her son. Mom and her have been friends since I was a little shit, she lives in Tallinn and she did visit me in G.C. first semester year 2. It was both happy and sad. It was really nice having someone you have known for ages and haven't seen in ages in Australia but it did upset me because whenever I see her my mom is around. That was the first time she wasn't.

Anyhow, or nehow, I am off.

xxx