Monday, January 18, 2010

A little bit of this and a little bit of that







In the pictures, me in somewhere in the club, my gym outfit, on the phone getting a phone plan just wanted to show my new ear rings from "Dyrberg & Kern". (they are so pretty!!! Thanx mom!)

Today has been a day of driving in the freaking car, which I hate with passion, makes me feel sick. Have no clue how I managed the roadtrips in Aus.
Went to check my eyes and got new contact lenses, hello world, I see you again, you all were not as pretty as you seemed to be when I was half blind. That is for sure.

This post is completely useless.

Bye!



Angry blondes


Found this interesting article about blondes in Swedish newspaper "Aftonbladet". Among other things it says that according to research blondes are more agressive and confident than brunettes, which can depend on the fact that blondes are used to get what they want because genarelly they are seen as more attractive by men and also get more attention by men. According to studies at University of Cali, in order to reach their goals women get angrier the more special they feel. 
They also talk about the same behaviour patterns in fake blondes.

Intresting, according to studies I am agressive.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Train wreck

Last night was one of the best nights out that I ever had. I wish I wasn't as blind sober , (I was absolutely trashed) and my shoes were more comfy. Apart from that it was really good. So glad that mom came out. Got to dance with her and she got to see me. Wasted, out and about.

Requested "Tik Tok" from the DJ (also hugged him and kissed his neck, SLUT).

After smoking the security told me to drink coke or water and no more booz. After 2 sec he changed he his mind and told my mom that the young lady should call it a night and go home. We got to sit and wait in an empty bar while jackets were brought down. I am glad I dod not have to walk more, my feet were killing me. Also I could see shitall and I had no balance whatsoever. After a crying party started, I sobbed my way home (taxi driver gave me a plastic bag straight away, nigga bitch, I don't puke, eff off). Kept on sobbing at home, what a mess.

This morning I felt like killing myself. All in all I loved last night, really, really good!!!

I have some blurry pictures. Might upload them tomorrow.

xxx

Saturday, January 16, 2010

My girl wants to party all the time


My high heels are kind of like the ones in the picture. Damn! My feet are going to die tonight, oh well...

Mommy should be home soon from work, hopefully she is not too tired to go out. Roza is coming over in an hour or so. Partaaaay!!!

As for Rozerin I really liked the new "thing" she had on her face. It was a massive tattoo of an aboriginal. Jks, Mauri actually.

Tried something new at the gym yesterday, trained all of my muscles apart from stomach. Woke up this morning and felt like I was hit by a train. This must be something similar to a plastic surgery. When taking off my jacket I just have to unzip it and drop my hands and just wait til it glides off nicely. As I knew before my arm and back muscles are not developed at all. Shitall. FML! Gym? Eff that. I need to go and do this again on Monday.

One of my earrings broke, I lost the little pearl that was in it. So I decided to see if the hole I made in Aus had healed. Guess what? It hasn't. Niggabitch...I am going for the emo look tonight, with ears pierced left, right and centre.

What else is new? Nada, woke up at 8.30 am and then fell asleep watching "Meet the Kardashians". Re-woke up at 4 pm. Oops, my bad!!!

Alright, going to do something with myself while waiting. Drinks? Nah, I will wait so I am in my best behaviour tonight, have to try and not get kicked out of the clubs and also not to feel like puking tomorrow morning.

Spanish music playing in the background, I think it is someone I listen to but can not remember the name of that effing artist. BAILAAAAA!

xxx

Friday, January 15, 2010

No stress


Morning! It is 1.48pm and I just woke up. Oops! Going to them gym now. Thought that I will try different machines than a treadmill.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Baby in the house

Few moments after that Ross's shadiest friend came around with his baby boy. (I am sure that it was not the first time this child saw a girl tanning in her bra Jade.)

This rare frog can only be found in Barellan




















I've decided to write this post in green, the same green that the green tree frog was. The Barellan frog (can be seen in the top left hand corner) is not green. The shades of that frog are pale (read white, could be tanned/brown by now) and dark brown. Both are very lovely and I can not decide which one of them is the prettier one. I can def say that I have kissed a few frogs. Haha

I was reading through my blog, the old blog entries since I started writing. I can def say that it does reflect my mood and the states I am in. You can clearly see what I have been up to. There is a massive gap from last semester, people who know me and been with me will understand why. Therefore I have decided to try and make my blog to a happier and funnier place. Simply because I am happy right now.

Since I sometimes lack the fantasy to come up with something to write for my 2 readers, (do I even have 2 readers? I say everyone who reads and cares about me should comment so I know) I will from now on try and fill the gap between August-December 2009. I will share some of my memories at ABH (an explanation will come later as soon as I get something from mister Geary) and from Australia.

This is the first memorie entry, the memorie is very recent. Pictures are from our backyard, where we (actually just two Americans (Matt and Joe) and a bogan (Jade) were making a fire. We have neighbours right next to that gate. This was during the time when making a fire was forbidden, because of the dry weather. Does a bogan care? No. The smell spread all the way to the village and that is a far distance (specially when the gate is locked and you have to walk all the way around). The neighbours who hated us enough to call the authorities and tell on us could smell the fire as well, I am sure of it. We didn't get in trouble. It was a fun night. Jade and I (actually Matt) found a green tree frog. That her and I played with and took pictures of. It was the prettiest and cutest frog I have ever seen in my life. I wanted to keep it in my fish tank (without water). Jade did not allow me, I already killed her fishes by putting stuff from salt water in sweet water. Or what it was, they ended up floating weirdly and not reacting when I threw in random pieces of bread or on my tapping.

Anyhow, Dawn, (the black girl) was terrified of the little creature (froggy) and screamed. Finally we got her to hold it (which lasted for a few seconds before she got a fit, we are happy she didn't get a stroke) and the results are in the pictures above.

I need to work on my memorie telling because this will get a tad too long.

xxx

RIBBERT WHAAAAAT???
Fuckass