I might be an arab afterall

As eveyone knows (and the ones who don't will know now) my eyebrows bleached in the Aussie sun and became pretty blonde. There it looked alright with the tan and all. Now in Sweden it is a dif story, the tan is slowly vanishing (going to a solarium today) and eyebrows just looked pale. I took the matter in my own hands and coloured them brows. Now they are so dark that it feels like I have grown a mono eyebrow in time period of 5 minutes. Jeez.

I also smell atm, almost as bad as Omar does most of the time.

Man maybe I am an arab afterall???