A bit too clucky in Leeton

Day 3 in Barellan, NSW. We are going home tomorrow, decided to make our trip shorter.

On our first night, we pulsed it up a little and hit the down town. We visited Jades grandma during the day, met the evil brothers. Shannon had some fun with the horses and then got attacked by the dogs. Next time she will have a shower. That will learn her!!!

At the pre-drinks we were at Jades aunties. While girls were drinking I was playing with the kids and the puppy. Not going to lie, I really wanted to have my own kids that night or at least work in a day care.

Then, Brenton, and us girils made a treck down to the club. Jade and I wore Cory's jumpers. So cold. All the way there the only thing we could think of were the toilets. Peeing has never felt this good before, than that night.

Our entrance was a little grand as well. Im not gonna lie. The public was mostly over 40. We went to those two old guys first, I made them scul their drinks and then challenged them to do Tequila shots with us. To my surprise, what we all normal people call Tequila shots, is half a glass of Tequila down here. It went down just perfect. Then the dancing with all old people in the world started.

I encouraged a few to dance and enjoy themselves. Forgot about Jade and Shannon, found them later on. We tried to request Sexy bitch and Smallville song (picture above). Did not work out.

All in all, it was a great night.

Jade and I became backpackers with a host family in Barellan at the end of it and Shannon got confused. Sometimes you just dont know where home is.

xxx

Quick, hurry!

"3x8=24, we are almost there!!! Booyaaa!!!". "Drop it like its hot", blazing through our high tech speakers, we have been driving since 3pm on Friday, it is now 6am on Saturday. Thrills!!! Jade drove most of the way, Shannon for four hours! Do I even need to mention my contribution?

Both Jade and I are getting too excited for our own best, Shannon is still passed out on the backseat of the car along with the Maccas wrappers and Bundy rum. So classy that girl!

"Fuck the astmathic. She has a puffer. Turn up the heat, roll down the window and cigarette me bro!" Two each later, and we are pleased. Time to yell out to Shannon that we are in Barellan.

Trip down went really well, we had fun times. Our first stop was Warwick, and must have been one of the few. Everytime we stopped at a gas station, Jade and I got ourselves in creepy situations. In the middle of no where, 12 year old homies flirting with us, BAIL! Next stop and old creeper, BAIL!

Also we drove mostly in the dark, therefore we had to watch out for the damn roos! Plenty dead along the side of the road and one very alive, fat and raging really close to Jades window. We figured out (while Shannon still sleaping, because she has seen a kangaroo before!) that if it would have crashed the crotch part would have gone straight to the backseat where Shannons face was located!!!

The drive down, scenery, was amazing, first off the mountains, so majestic that they looked a little intimidating. After a breakthrough and no more mountains. Just fields of different crops, the rich green faded into different spectrums of brown and yellow. Landscape, flat!

I better go and have a shower, I am the only one who hasn't. I stink!

Going out in Leeton tonight! Should be interesting!

xxx


PS I think we killed a cat! Sorry!

Such a big ego...

Once again I am at the library, attempting to finish my assignment in stats and once again there are way too many distractions.

First of all I want to congratulate my dear Michaela, who became a mother the other day! poppy is really gorgeous and I can't wait to meet her in November.

Going to Barellan on Friday, home to Jade's unless our plans change before Friday. Should be a nice week away, just to relax.

I better get back to my assignment now.

x

Doctor, doctor, can't you see?

About time I posted something here. My life has been in turmoil for the past few months. Going home and then going to Spain-home, then returning to Aussie-home.

The best part about my summer (read winter) was probably the four weeks I spent in Europe. Phil got along with m family, mutual love arouse, which I am very glad for. Then the three weeks in Spain, very pretty damn amazing. Love the country even though it is underdeveloped in many ways, not a single person speaks English and they have those damn bullfights.

What I hated while in Spain is kissing everyone on both cheeks when greeting, now I miss it a little. Because of this warm feeling, someone desires to say hello to you and really cares for you. Def miss just tanning with my mom, doing nothing or being home alone with my little (not so little, he is soon to be 14 and is taller than I am) brother, watching “30 days of night” and getting scared as hell.

My brother believes that there might be zombies and vampires. He also believes that if zombies attacked him he would kill them in a second. I am not quite sure about that…THERE ARE NO vamps or zombies.

I also have decided something and I am pretty sure that it won’t change. I want to become a sexual therapist/relationship therapist. Jase was making fun of it, saying that I will have to deal with young women who got assaulted by their dads and can’t orgasm. By all means Jase, even though I don’t think that that is all that there is to it, but if I can help someone to orgasm and get that kind of pleasure I will be happy to help.

Jade has a class at 9am, it is now 8.43, and something is telling me that she is not going to attend, that little bugger. I need to go back to my assignment now, which I have started 3 weeks prior. WEIRD!

Besos! Mwah