My girl wants to party all the time

My high heels are kind of like the ones in the picture. Damn! My feet are going to die tonight, oh well...

Mommy should be home soon from work, hopefully she is not too tired to go out. Roza is coming over in an hour or so. Partaaaay!!!

As for Rozerin I really liked the new "thing" she had on her face. It was a massive tattoo of an aboriginal. Jks, Mauri actually.

Tried something new at the gym yesterday, trained all of my muscles apart from stomach. Woke up this morning and felt like I was hit by a train. This must be something similar to a plastic surgery. When taking off my jacket I just have to unzip it and drop my hands and just wait til it glides off nicely. As I knew before my arm and back muscles are not developed at all. Shitall. FML! Gym? Eff that. I need to go and do this again on Monday.

One of my earrings broke, I lost the little pearl that was in it. So I decided to see if the hole I made in Aus had healed. Guess what? It hasn't. Niggabitch...I am going for the emo look tonight, with ears pierced left, right and centre.

What else is new? Nada, woke up at 8.30 am and then fell asleep watching "Meet the Kardashians". Re-woke up at 4 pm. Oops, my bad!!!

Alright, going to do something with myself while waiting. Drinks? Nah, I will wait so I am in my best behaviour tonight, have to try and not get kicked out of the clubs and also not to feel like puking tomorrow morning.

Spanish music playing in the background, I think it is someone I listen to but can not remember the name of that effing artist. BAILAAAAA!

xxx

No stress

Morning! It is 1.48pm and I just woke up. Oops! Going to them gym now. Thought that I will try different machines than a treadmill.

Baby in the house

Few moments after that Ross's shadiest friend came around with his baby boy. (I am sure that it was not the first time this child saw a girl tanning in her bra Jade.)

This rare frog can only be found in Barellan

I've decided to write this post in green, the same green that the green tree frog was. The Barellan frog (can be seen in the top left hand corner) is not green. The shades of that frog are pale (read white, could be tanned/brown by now) and dark brown. Both are very lovely and I can not decide which one of them is the prettier one. I can def say that I have kissed a few frogs. Haha

I was reading through my blog, the old blog entries since I started writing. I can def say that it does reflect my mood and the states I am in. You can clearly see what I have been up to. There is a massive gap from last semester, people who know me and been with me will understand why. Therefore I have decided to try and make my blog to a happier and funnier place. Simply because I am happy right now.

Since I sometimes lack the fantasy to come up with something to write for my 2 readers, (do I even have 2 readers? I say everyone who reads and cares about me should comment so I know) I will from now on try and fill the gap between August-December 2009. I will share some of my memories at ABH (an explanation will come later as soon as I get something from mister Geary) and from Australia.

This is the first memorie entry, the memorie is very recent. Pictures are from our backyard, where we (actually just two Americans (Matt and Joe) and a bogan (Jade) were making a fire. We have neighbours right next to that gate. This was during the time when making a fire was forbidden, because of the dry weather. Does a bogan care? No. The smell spread all the way to the village and that is a far distance (specially when the gate is locked and you have to walk all the way around). The neighbours who hated us enough to call the authorities and tell on us could smell the fire as well, I am sure of it. We didn't get in trouble. It was a fun night. Jade and I (actually Matt) found a green tree frog. That her and I played with and took pictures of. It was the prettiest and cutest frog I have ever seen in my life. I wanted to keep it in my fish tank (without water). Jade did not allow me, I already killed her fishes by putting stuff from salt water in sweet water. Or what it was, they ended up floating weirdly and not reacting when I threw in random pieces of bread or on my tapping.

Anyhow, Dawn, (the black girl) was terrified of the little creature (froggy) and screamed. Finally we got her to hold it (which lasted for a few seconds before she got a fit, we are happy she didn't get a stroke) and the results are in the pictures above.

I need to work on my memorie telling because this will get a tad too long.

xxx

RIBBERT WHAAAAAT???

Sorry, yet another post but this cracks me up

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nelli

According to the dictionary above, my name is following:
Noun (eg. doing a nelli)
Verb (eg. to nelli, nelli-ing)

1. Smoking Marloboro reds insessantly either traditionally or with a hand pipe.
2. Being easily angered when something is not consistent, ie. OCD
3. A small mediteranean insect usually inhabiting undergrowth or shallow earth (bat caves) resembling a black (fat) fluffy worm. Most commonly found in Greece (ABH) but has been sighted in north east England (Stockholm) in Guisborough, Redcar, Midlesbrough and the like.

1. OMG as if you're doing a nelli! Put that fag out!
2. Oww! Don't nelli me, it's not my fault it's not perfectly symmetrical!
3. Woahhh look at that nelli! (I get that AAALLL the time)

I find this absolutely hilarious!!!
And here comes the second meaning of Nelli, who knew:

1980's slang term for methamphetamine. Derived from the name of race car driver Parnelli Jones.
"I just snorted some nelli."

Alexandra means:
1. One of the best friends you could ever meet. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She is always there to listen to you and give you a hug if you need one. She is willing to try anything and is very athletic. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is an overall great person to be around.


Megan-who's that girl over there?
Zach-I dont know but she's really hot!
Zach-I think her name is Alexandra.
Megan-Yeah she looks like an Alexandra

2. a girls name coming from the boy's name Alexander.
person 1: Do you think she will do something with you tonight?
person 2: yea, definitly shes such an alexandra.
A very strong girl in the heart. The best friend you will ever meet. Will do anything to make someone happy. A very pretty girl inside and out. Usually a girl who loves to turn people on and a lover of kissing. HORNYYYY WITH ANYONE

Lexy:
1. 99% of the time, a sexy girl, with an exotic look and an ass to die for. I have a lexy myself, and I encourage all other guys to get theirselves a lexy ;-)
Dude: Wanna come get drunk tonight?
Me: Naw man, Im gunna hang out with my lexy.
Dude: Youre so gunna get laid
Me: Totaly.

For some reason, all of this is sexual. I found this link on my friends blog and her name, Elizabeth, was sweet, caring and lovely and what not. All of the definitions about words you search for seem to be posted by people about their friends (when it comes to names) and different slang. Still, all of my names. Really?
Jade: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jade

ROZA, there is something in your face!!!

What? I have no clue, she says it is a surprise for tomorrow. She dropped the bomb a week ago. What can it be? I am very curious. My curiousity doesn't know an end. My head is exploding from guessing and not knowing.

During high school she always complained how big her nose is, I admit it is a bit big, but it gives her character and a little weight, so she always walks slightly tilted forward but with confidence. Therefore my first guess was a nose correction. Hmm, could it really be? She has always spoken about tattooes as well, but not facial ones? Piercing? Doubt it. Who knows.

I need to seek help on Google, what else can you have on your face? Faceplant? These are the results:

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=sv&source=hp&q=what+can+you+have+in+your+face&aq=f&oq=

They are all about babies and face exercises, wasn't too much help. What about google images?

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=sv&source=hp&q=what%20can%20you%20have%20in%20your%20face&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Hair cuts and creams...I am confused, even more than I was to begin with. Can't wait til tomorrow.

Here is a before pic: (After picture will be posted tomorrow afternoon)

She looks very sneaky.

Blogging diarrhea (did I get the spelling of this fab phenomenom right)

I tricked my self, Trixie Lexy. From today onwards I was going to be healthy and stop eating white bread. Breakfast below consists of two sandwiches, WHITE effing bread. I am going out on Saturday and was planning on losing that 1kg I gained since I got home. So 1kg in 3 days. Good luck, specially when the fridge is full of food constantly. No need to go hungry and no need eating little. I eat like a pig. Oink.

I also have a blogging diarrhea today for some reason, three posts in a row. Specially after barely blogging for months. I need to get my shit together, restrain myself from internet and TV and go and read a book. (aka take a nap, after my smoking break). I must say that an infinite supply of smokes is nothing special, but I will miss it dearly as soon as I am back to being a student far, far away from home.